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The MarquisWhen my husband was alive he delighted in telling my daughter about our lives before her birth. Our time together had been short: we had met only a year before she was born. I sat in my garden pulling weeds from between the flowers, a gallant soldier walked past and asked my where my father was. I have no father I said, and so he asked for my mother. I have no mother either I told him, then spread my arms around the garden, this is my house. My husband laughed and asked how a beautiful girl like me could ever afford such a large house, and didn't I ever get lonely? I smiled. He asked me everything he could think of about my life in Indo-ChinaThe Marquis
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The ActorsDining Room, Wednesday morning.The Actors
Three actors, ANDREW, COLIN and BEN, are sitting around a dining table dressed in dinner suits. Loose pages of script are scattered in front of them. ANDREW and COLIN are in their early 40s, BEN is in his mid-30s. The DIRECTOR is standing off to the right.
COLIN: I-I'm not sure I understand. The line--?
BEN: (pushes away from the table forcefully) I'm gettin water.
COLIN: I'm just not sure how you're wanting it read.
DIRECTOR: (walks over) Look, we're just shooting for the test. It doesn't matter how you say it. This isn
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The Hitler AuditionsThe other Hitler walks into the room, all fey and freshly-shaved. If there were golden rules to being Hitler, that'd be the first: you don't shave the morning of the audition. The moustache, that little black strip of hatred, has to be there at least two days. You ride around on the bus, Hitler, you go to the laundrette, Hitler, you buy smart-price noodles, Hitler. Ignore the stares from the till-monkey. For those two days you're the loneliest guy in town, because no-one says 'hi' to Hitler.The Hitler Auditions
I try to ignore the other Hitler as he schmoozes around the waiting room, trying to chat up the assistant. This is the moment; th
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